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10 Things I Hate About Chemo

8 February 2022

I mean, I’m sure I could think of more than 10 things, but I stuck to 10.

  1. Hot flashes
  2. Cold sweats
  3. Unquenchable thirst
  4. Food tastes bland
  5. Your hair gets patchy (I guess that’s worse than falling out?)
  6. It’s like pregnancy all over again with swollen legs and nausea
  7. Getting winded after getting up out of a chair
  8. Asking for help/not being able to help myself
  9. Missing fun outings or special moments with the kids
  10. Having to wear a hat all the time when I never thought hats looked good on me!

10 Things I Don’t Mind About Chemo

  1. It kills cancer!
  2. There’s lots of time for naps
  3. You eat whatever you can stomach
  4. The nurses!
  5. It’s a good excuse to connect with friends
  6. My nails stay painted longer
  7. “Kicking cancer’s ass” makes for a good out-of-office message
  8. And “I have cancer” makes for a good excuse ๐Ÿ˜‰
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The Cockroach

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